Entertaining Hair Conversations: Let's share!

[Sarahlabyrinth]

DH and I were in a large department store last week and I wandered over to the hair care aisle to browse, DH said, "Oh, well, I'll come back for you in a couple of hours then, will I?"

When I'm on LHC he says "Are you with your hairy people again?"

He doesn't understand how hair can possibly be so interesting...

[spirals]

The husbands of the girls on the curly board say the same things.

[Wildcat Diva]

Wildcat, I'm so sorry to hijack your thread, but I am trying to PM you and your inbox is too full. Would you clear some space? Thank you! :-)

Dang it. I always do that. Sorry, I took care of it.

[lunalocks]

Me to DH tonight: I finally feel like my hair is getting REALLY long.

DH laughs hysterically, then says to me: honey, your hair has been REALLY long for decades!

[RubyTuesday]

DH and I were in a large department store last week and I wandered over to the hair care aisle to browse, DH said, "Oh, well, I'll come back for you in a couple of hours then, will I?"

When I'm on LHC he says "Are you with your hairy people again?"

He doesn't understand how hair can possibly be so interesting...

I think it baffles a lot of men! After all, generally they wash and go (to quote a brand) or mess about with some gel or wax for a bit, but that is normally it.

I LOVE products and brands. Could happily spend an hour in the chemist staring at the shelves or online searching Amazon or beauty and hair suppliers.

Ever since I decided to treat my hair nicely and grow it out I have become an obsessed hair freak!

[longNred]

Had some friends over for a backyard bonfire this summer... Didn't bother doing much to my hair in days since I knew it'd stink like bonfire smoke, so figured I'd wash it after the party....

Friend: wow, your hair looks amazing!
Me: thanks, it's kind of a mess today.
Friend: well, whatever your doing, it's working!
Me: thanks, I hennaed about a week ago, and haven't bothered to wash it since then.
Friend: You can't wash after henna? Why, does it wash it out?
Me: no, I can. I just haved bothered in a week. It's kind of a pain in the... and I've been busy.
Friend: a week? You haven't washed it in a WEEK? Omg!
Me: wait, I thought whatever I was doing was working? Now it's all shock and horror? Lol...

[young&reckless]

I am forever lossing my keyto hair sticks whenever a Harry Potter movie comes on. My BF just sneeks over and takes it! Now I'm hair toy less but he has a wand for spell casting

[AineMuirne]

Here's one from this evening:

8 year old son:
“Can I pull your hair fork out and look at it?”

Me:
“Yeah, I guess so.”


8 year old son:
Pulls hairtoy out of my bun (great!), makes ninja sword sound effect “ching!”
“Is it a new one?”

Me:
“no.”

8 year old:
“What wood is it? It’s really pretty.”

Me:
“Canarywood. I love how it glows.”

Hubby chimes in:
“It’s made out of birds."

hahahaha That sounds like something my boyfriend would say.

My boyfriend says things like, "Are you talking to the hairy people again?" but he does understand and is just being funny, lol. He has instructed me that my hair is not allowed to ever be shorter than classic length when it gets there, and if it were up to him, I'd be growing it to terminal length.

[piffyanne]

This happened yesterday, when I was visiting my son's home to celebrate a family birthday. I was wearing my hair down in all its natural glory ( or so I thought ).

9 year old grandson:
"Nanny, your hair looks like a witch."

Me: "It does?"

9 year old grandson:
"Yeah, it looks like a witch but feels like Rapunzel."

I always wanted fairytale hair!

I can't get over how cute this is!!

[melusine963]

My brother's comment on seeing me with a pencil in my hair (it was a nautilus bun day): 'Do I need to buy you a hairstick?' I should have taken him up on the offer.