Entertaining Hair Conversations: Let's share!

**Amygirl8** · September 17th, 2012, 07:13 PM

Don't have any offline ones really lol.
My bro and I sometimes talk about our hair, since he's growing it out. There's already a distinctive layer of heat damage on top since he's insistent on blowdrying ={

Anyway, I get my most entertaining conversations on another forum where there is a hair club. These guys are more familiar with mainstream hair care tips, so I often find myself lecturing them lol, so I'm known as the hair-guru along as the lecturer to them.

So just now, a newer member posted this tip: When you put it in a ponytail as soon as you brush it when it's wet and leave it in for a a day and take it out your hair won't be to frizzy.

It was for curly hair.
I cringed. I'm sure all of you are cringing too lol.
The lecture I gave to the poor girl... haha.
Much more polite than what I would've done in real life. :roll eyes:

**Chimom79** · September 17th, 2012, 08:19 PM

I can't recall exact convos, but I am always on LHC here with my Ipad and my Brother, who is staying with us right now always says, "there is those pics of the back of the long haired people's heads again, is that all you look at?" Haha! And when we go into any store, I go to the hair care/toy/supply section and my DH will always say, "well, Im gonna go look at stuff, Ill come back here to find you later. Hehe!

**CurlyCap** · September 17th, 2012, 09:46 PM

Friend: fluff fluff fluffs my hair

Me: What are you doing?

Friend: Making your hair big!

Me: Ummm. Okay. But...maybe you should trying fluffing more than just the top?

Friend: fluff fluff fluff

Me: Nope.

Friend: fluff fluff FLUFF

Me: Haven't even broken the top layer. :snickers:

Friend: FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF

Me: lol, let me show you how it's done....

She couldn't comprehend that she could make a mountain of hair out of just the first few inches of scalp hair. And then she was afraid to put her hands root deep into my hair to learn how to make volume. I think she feared never getting them back again!

**ladylowtide** · September 17th, 2012, 11:24 PM

Curlycap. The "fluffs" in your story had me in stitches!

**Wildcat Diva** · September 17th, 2012, 11:50 PM

Hil-LAR-ious!

**AnqeIicDemise** · September 17th, 2012, 11:53 PM

M: you never said anything about my hair today!

DH: it looks like a donut bun!
M:-pause- it looks nothing like 'the donut' bun. Its a whole new braid altogether, sir.
DH: Oh. I see.
M: can you tell the difference?
DH: -squints- its.. its.. um..
M: You can't tell the difference, can't you?
DH: -hangs head- no.
M: Look at this one closely it looks like something we eat.
DH: -squints, steps back, then closer- Umm...
M: we have it for dinner.
DH: wait.. -comes back with dinner- Oh.. you're right. It looks like fish with the way it folds like this and... is it just me or is it messier?
M: its a pain in the but to do and yes, it gets looser quicker so it gets messier faster.
DH: -nod- I don't like it.
M: -pause- me neither.

**melusine963** · September 18th, 2012, 02:01 AM

Originally Posted by AnqeIicDemise

DH: wait.. -comes back with dinner- Oh.. you're right. It looks like fish with the way it folds like this and... is it just me or is it messier?

Show us a picture of this bun, please. Curiosity is eating me alive!

**piffyanne** · September 18th, 2012, 02:24 AM

Originally Posted by melusine963

Show us a picture of this bun, please. Curiosity is eating me alive!

Me too! :nibblenibble:

**Maybe** · September 18th, 2012, 12:02 PM

My 3 year old wanted me to take my hair down the other day because "that doesn't look like Mommy hair" (he is not used to seeing me with it up).

So I took it down and it was really humid out so it got bigger and bigger. I fluffed it up even more and said, "is this better, does it look like mommy hair now?".

Said he, "it looks like monster hair".

**shutterpillar** · September 18th, 2012, 12:14 PM

My husband likes to poke fun at me for putting "food" on my hair. We were at the grocery just yesterday and our conversation went a little something like this:

Me: hey hon, we need more Apple Cider Vinegar.
DH: we do? I thought we had a bottle of it.
Me: I used it.
DH: on what? you haven't made anything that needed ACV.
Me: *pause, knowing the jokes are coming* ..... on my hair. *mischievous look*
DH: (something along the lines of) Do you need more coconut oil, too? We could throw some seasonings in there and fry it up on the stove.
Me: eye roll

He is totally just joking with me though. He gets why I do it, and he has actually begun putting coconut oil on his hair as well. He just likes to poke fun at my alternative hair care. :P